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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

09.06.2025 06:03

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What can you do if someone makes a false accusation against you?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do some men like anal sex?

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.